Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Democratic Strategery - Election 2008


In honor of Super-Duper Tuesday, some suggested Democratic campaign slogans:


Vote Edwards - Democrats: Party for the little guy... oh, wait...


Hillary - Pledging to bring tolerance back to the White House


Hillary - If I can keep Bill Clinton in check, imagine what I can do to Putin


Obama - I'm not George Bush, and I'm not Hillary Clinton


Hillary - I feel your pain... here, watch; I'll cry


Obama - I've always been anti-war, but I'll bomb Pakistan!


Hillary - I intend to run on my record... look how good my husband was!


Obama/Clinton - Universal Health Care! Except for illegal immigrants


Obama - I promise not to push the wrong buttons anymore


Hillary - It's important to be ready for the presidency from day-one. It's all I've ever thought about; just ask the people of New York


Obama - Because sitting down with our enemies will help us win the War on Terror... "2009 Obama/Osama Summit"


Hillary - Barack and I have very passionate spouses... wait a minute... Where the hell are they anyway?!


Obama - Secretary of Transportation... Ted Kennedy!


Hillary - Sen. Obama, if "dance moves" define a "brotha" than you won't be the first OR SECOND black president.

2 comments:

escamillaweddings said...

haha edwards!

obama forgets that latinos have "dance moves" too.

would that make us "homies" instead of "brothas?"

:)

trice said...

lol - those are great.
and as a native New Yorker on the NY comment - sooooo true. Did anyone really believe her "of course I'm not going to run for pres in 2008" comment?